A group of writers in Chichester coming together once a month for inspiration, collaboration and sensation

The piss stains of present tense.

    Impermanence is a beautiful woman. She’s shy, unaware of what she is. or she’s the type that’d tear my balls off. those are also good. that quirky smile … Continue reading

April 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

cupit’s arrae

                        Ah yince kent a love like a fragile flouer we’d talk mony a bonnie oouer. ma spring love … Continue reading

March 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

The solemn league an covenant o the guiardians ay poetry.

        It wisnae like this last November Nane spak ae ‘oor dearest member’ Weill,no thit ah kin remember Aw poems wir saft an tender. Stoury views ah’ll … Continue reading

March 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Preface

As it currently stands, comments please: “As the party popper streamers settled around plates of turkey (and all the trimmings), the Wordsmiths sought inspiration once again. We took our theme, … Continue reading

March 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

We agreed just to be friends.

      With these two poems on love I’m offering two perspectives,emphasising the complexity of love and casting doubt on the onesidedness of both perspectives. **** We agreed just … Continue reading

February 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Love Lies.

  Love isnae aboot cairds or cuddly bears Love’s aboot bein wi somebdy an no huvin any cares. Love isnae foond in the sayin Love lies in the daean. Mony … Continue reading

February 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

Cats: A Rodents Guide

The problem with cats, Percival thought ruefully as he cowered in a corner under the fridge, was that cats are universally unpredictable creatures. Loving, if slightly aloof companions when it … Continue reading

January 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

When Giraffes Walk Backwards

In the deepest darkest jungles of Peru they found a toad. A toad with almond shaped eyes that swirled with fiery amber, the Hypno Toad, Derren-Brownus Wartus to be exact. … Continue reading

January 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Tasty Heifers

From this month’s thirty minute micro-fiction exercise, for the title, I thank Mike: The cattle government was having its annual meeting. ‘We need more fields,’ lowed the Minister of Food. … Continue reading

January 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

2012 in review

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The new Boeing 787 Dreamliner can carry about 250 passengers. This blog was viewed … Continue reading

December 31, 2012 · Leave a comment